That’s What She Said: The Best of Alice in New Moon

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Besides the now oft-quoted Alice line, “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” (page 439 in New Moon, in case you were wondering), the spritely, all-seeing, fashionista of the Cullen clan is super-lovable, in large part, because of her dialog.

Here are 10 of the best Alice quotes from the smallest spitfire with one of the biggest personalities in New Moon:

10. “Honestly, I think it’s all gotten beyond ridiculous. I’m debating whether to just change you myself.” (page 436)

9. “I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy.” (page 386)

8. “Don’t women usually wait until they’re twenty-nine to get upset over birthdays?” (page 10)

7. “You are so bizarre, even for a human.” (page 437)

6. “Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.” (Page 387)

5. “I know, but… Seriously, Bella! I don’t have any idea how to not kill you.” (page 535)

4. “You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires.” (page 431)

3. “You look like hell, Bella.” (page 389)

2. “He’ll throw a Buick through a wall or something, and the Volturi will take him down.” (page 426)

1. “I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.” (page 486)

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It was a tough job narrowing down the best of Alice into one Top 10 list. What’s your favorite Alice quote?


4 Responses

  1. Love these! Alice is the best!

  2. When Jasper tells his story of how he became a vampire in Eclipse and tells of how he meets Alice in Philadephia in the dinner. He says how she holds her hand out for him to take and tells how she says to him “you’ve kept me waiting along time” and Alice says “yes you were a perfect gentlemen, you took your hat off and replied sorry mam”

  3. My favourite saying during New Moon though is when Alice says to Jacob in Bella’s kitchen after Alice see’s the vision about Edward. When Alice says to jacob when there arguing when Bella is coming down the stairs after getting her stuff – “The volturi are the very essence of our kind its the reason the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end”

  4. My favorite was the one for number one……hehe, I would’ve just slapped her, not ask………….NEVER ASK……..hehe……….that’s just my opinion…..

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