30 Days of Eclipse: Sarcastic and Humorous Quotes

True Twilight fans know that Eclipse wouldn’t be Eclipse without the endearing sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek statements, and often unwitting humor of the book’s main characters.

We offer up these Sarcastic and Humorous Quotes as our final installment of quotes in our 30 Days of Eclipse celebration. There were so many good ones to choose from, this list is a little lengthier than our other collections of quotes (figured you wouldn’t mind).

  1. “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” ~ Jacob, page 119
  2. “Fall down again, Bella?” ~ Emmett, page 342
  3. “Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into.” ~ Edward, page 302
  4. “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” ~ Edward, page 224
  5. “What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?” ~ Bella, page 243
  6. “What did you do to this?” ~ Edward, page 47 (about the dregs of Bella’s truck radio)
  7. “How can someone so tiny be so annoying?” ~ Edward, page 268
  8. “Penguins. Lovely.” ~ Edward page 26
  9. “The way he watches you – it’s so… protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.” ~ Renee, page 67
  10. “Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction?” ~ Edward, page 31
  11. “If you two are having a fight… well, don’t let me interrupt.” ~ Charlie, page 201
  12. “I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” ~Jacob, page 77
  13. “Normal humans can’t throw motorcycles around the way you can.” ~Bella, page 112
  14. “Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.” ~ Angela, page 136
  15. “You don’t worry about the fangs?” ~ Jacob, page 218
  16. “Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?” ~ Edward, page 450
  17. “This is ridiculous. They’ll get so bored, they’ll have to kill me themselves, just for something to do.” ~ Bella, page 207
  18. “That had to be better than kissing a rock.” ~ Jacob, page 332
  19. “You know, Jacob, if it weren’t for the fact that we’re natural enemies and that you’re also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you.” ~ Edward, page 503
  20. “It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof.” ~ Bella, page 620

See all of the other quotes we’ve featured this month: Top Fiery Quotes and Top Icy Quotes and Quotes of the Heart.

Did we miss any stand-outs? If so, please share your favorite quotes in the comments!


One Response

  1. “What, does me being half naked bother you?”-Jacob

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